adriofthedead: shrineheart: jongatsby: we have stereotypes for aliens we have stereotypes for things we don’t even know anything about FINALLYSOMEONESAIDIT maybe that’s why they won’t visit us they think we’re racist
really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
I hate my friends
epic-humor: iwillmindfuckyou: lunaticphan: So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. Cry your friends are keepers X
twerkwithnarry: I WAS ON TWITTER AND SAW THIS VINE IM NOT SURE WHY IM LAUGHING SO HARD
I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy's...
epic-humor: onthesideoftheotters: crazypeoplejail: help me I can’t stop laughing DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG see more
johnathanegbert: i found the video source
epic-humor: uptownquirrells: tumbl-rarity: slytherlocked: femtaktfilosofi: I feel weird if I don’t use Neil Patrick Harris’ full name #same with Robert Downey Jr and Joseph Gordon Levitt and Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez see more